Funny Easter Riddles

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

What’s the difference between a lumberjack and the Easter Bunny?
One hews and chops, the other chews and hops!

Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
Because he was having a bad hare day.

Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
At the IHOP of course!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 4 hours.

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip Hop.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-days.

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
The Oyster Bunny.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
With lots of egg-cercise.

What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans!

When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had all his Easter eggs.

Why are rabbits so good at math?
Because they multiply so quickly.

 
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