One-Liners #2

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter Egg a joke?

A: It might crack up!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: He saw the chicken doing it and thought it looked egg-citing!

Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

A: Eggs mark the spot!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

A: No bunny knows!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

A: With lots of Eggs-ercise!

Q: What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?

A: An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

Q: How does Easter end?

A: With the letter ‘R’

Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate his favourite restaurant?

A: He said it was Egg-cellent!

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

A: From an Egg Plant.

Q: Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

A: Because they are eggs-tinct!

Q: What does the Easter Bunny say when it does a burp?

A: Eggs-cuse me!

Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

A: Hot Cross Bunnies!

 
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